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The Math Of Work
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If we assign values to each letter such as:
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A
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B
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C
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D
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E
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F
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G
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H
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I
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J
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K
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L
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M
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N
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O
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P
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Q
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R
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S
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T
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U
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V
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W
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X
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Y
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Z
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1
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2
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3
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4
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5
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6
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7
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8
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9
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10
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11
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12
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13
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14
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15
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16
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17
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18
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19
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20
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21
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22
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23
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24
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25
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26
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Then...
Hardwork
8+1+1+ 4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
Knowledge
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
Attitude
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
Bull$hit
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull$hit will put you over the top.
And look how far
Asskissing
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% gets you!
But...
8+25+16+15+3+18+9+19+25 = 138% ~ Hypocrisy takes the cake!
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dean cashen 06-22-2010